Николай Меркулов

We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. Everything else is optional. (c) Sheldon Cooper ...it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. (c) Sheldon Cooper Bazinga! (c) Sheldon Cooper — I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans — sometimes those two overlap — coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course — wait for it, 'cause Lord knows I have — pregnancy scares. — Why are you smoking right now? — I'm always precoital, Ted (с) Barney Stinson Не верь словам ни своим, ни чужим. Верь делам своим и чужим. (с) Павлуша Скуратов — Have you ever been in love? — Dozens of times. — That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about spectacular, consciousness-altering love. Do you know what that looks like? — I wasn't aware that love looked like anything. (c) "I have a dream" by Martin L. King http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlkihaveadream.htm Pee for Houston, pee for Austin, pee for the state my heart got lost in. And… shake twice for Texas. (c) Sheldon Cooper The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. (c) Mark Twain Глаголы — говно. Я презрение глаголы. Злость на людей, которые их похвала. (c) I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches. (c) boltique This is your life, good to the last drop, doesn't get any better than this. (c) Tyler Durden if you have wings why not fly? The "Earth" without "art" is just "Eh". xxx: Вы, вероятно, ужасно удивитесь, но вера не мешает мне писать на C++. yyy: Это-то понятно. Даже атеист не сядет писать на C++, не перекрестившись.