Александр Москвитин

========================== -Pour la dernière fois, m'écriai-je, veux-tu rester avec moi? - Non! non! non!" dit-elle en frappant du pied, et elle tira de son doigt une bague que je lui avai s donnée, et la jeta dans les broussailles. ========================= Влюбляются не в лица, не в фигуры - Они всего лишь маски, миражи. Влюбляются надолго лишь в натуры, Влюбляются в мелодии души ========================= Kids, don't buy drugs. ....become a popstar and they give you them for free!!! ========================= Ох, позабыл знакомый путь ухажер-забава: Ох, надо б влево повернуть - повернул направо. Льется речка в дальний край, погляди послушай: Что ж ты Коля-Николай делаешь с Катюшей! ========================= Кофе - мужского рода, а среднего - только говно и Министерство Образования Российской Федерации. ========================= В ответ на заявление МВД РФ, что так называемые "звуковые наркотики" являются новым видом мошенничества, создатели "звуковых наркотиков" заявили, что на самом деле мошенничеством является так называемое МВД РФ. ===================== -Wow! This is fantastic! ...how are you gonna screw it up? -Several good options... -You're demonstrating the illusion of manly confidence, which means you haven't closed the deal yet. -I closed the deal, i just like her. -Still? So what is it? A disease that attacks his heart, brain and testicles...i think Bayron wrote about that. -You probably shouldn't have sex for a while. -For how long? -On an evolutionary basis, i'd recommend - forever. -She doesn't want to go out with you, she's just looking for a job...oh, God, she is 26! -With the wisdom of a ....much younger woman. -All we have to do is check parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungus, radiation, toxins, chemicals, or it is internet porn related. I'll check the internet, you guys cover the rest of the stuff. -If i get drunk enough, there is a chance i might make out with one of the strippers...or become one. -Sold. It's a story of life: boy meets girl, boy gets stupid, boy and girl live stupidly ever after. -You are going to commit to that one special women forever, which is beautiful. But if your commitment the day after the wedding is the same as your commitment the day before, then the wedding meant nothing. So - and i see no logical way around this - if you want your marriage to matter, you have to be a wanting, trolling mug-covered pig the day before. -You're evil. See ya.